All of the above posturing aside; the most important bit of personal information I could ever share of myself is that I am the quintessential Wisconsinite.
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
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